Worst Pick-Up Line EVER

Working in such popular venues like Hatsune, Karaiya and Bling, I meet a lot of people ALL the time.

And I don’t mean for this to sound pretentious at all, but it’s quite common for people to come up to me and remember me either from frequenting the venues I represent or maybe having seen my Fashionista feature in CW a year back or who knows where.

But yesterday was the first time someone shocked me speechless.

I got a random message from a stranger on weliveinbeijing.com who sent me a message that read:

“you didn’t by chance used to sing at Banana Leaf because you look like a girl there”.

WOW. Obviously this girl made such an impression on the guy that he thought to ask a stranger on the internet if she was that same girl in Banana Leaf. My immediate reaction was speechlessness followed by fury followed by irritation that someone would be so bold and mindless to even make such an assumption.

He obviously has not read LumDimSum’s review of Banana Leaf.

I probably would have taken it as a compliment if it were ANY restaurant other than the cheesy, wanna-be-Thai-food Banana Leaf who’s musicians and entertainment are the only thing worse than the food.

LumDimSum’s Words of Wisdom:

Good Sense: “You look familiar, have we met before?”

Bad Sense: Assuming someone is a singer at Banana Leaf, which is never a good thing…or in this case, flat out offensive.

First of all, if you do want to make contact with someone you find on an online networking site, then at least take ONE minute to look at their profile for background info, work info, whatever.  99% of the time, this one minute will save you a lot of time and embarrassment.

All About Rah Zel

Bling’s brought some pretty sick DJ’s over the past year from DJ Spider, DJ Dopey, DJ Shortkut to DJ Mixwell, but this Friday, Bling’s about to bring its most highly-anticipated guest yet: RAH ZEL, known as the “Godfather of Noyze” aka The Human Beatbox.

With such a superstar coming to the Jing, Rah Zel’s been bringing the heat to Bling with publicity and extra coverage left and right:

Xiao Bizzle gave Rah Zel multiple shout outs on his new blog, YouCallThatHipHop.com

You can check out Xiao Bizzle’s Interview with Rah Zel here:  http://www.youcallthathiphop.com/2009/11/18/interview-rahzel-da-godfather-of-noyze/

Plus another shout out: http://www.youcallthathiphop.com/2009/11/18/rahzel-bling-friday-nov-20th/

CityWeekend‘s interview with Rah Zel: Beatbox Mastermind Rahzel Tells Us How to Master Our Anatomy http://www.cityweekend.com.cn/beijing/articles/blogs-beijing/the-beat/interview-beatbox-mastermind-rahzel-tells-us-how-to-master-our-anatomy/

Time Out’s Interview with Rah Zel: http://www.timeout.com/cn/en/beijing/aroundtown/feature/9058/boxing-clever-rahzel-at-bling-nov-20.html

WeliveinBeijing’s Interview with Rah Zel: http://www.weliveinbeijing.com/groupnews/news2.rails?Nid=1000001107

Rah Zel on CityWeekend: http://www.cityweekend.com.cn/beijing/events/53704/

Event Breakdown:

As this event is bound to be a quickly booked out show, I HIGHLY recommend to all Rah Zel fanatics to haul ass to Bling before 11pm.

Get on it.