LDS Hook-Up: Win Tickets to Punchline Comedy Show
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Punchline Comedy Show with Comedian Jeff Green
“That innocent twinkle gives way to a wicked gleam… His insights into relationships are hilarious and true.” - The Independent Weekly – Adelaide on English Comedian Jeff Green
Back at it again, Punchline Comedy Club is putting together another roaring show with three brilliant comedians – Award-winning British Comedian Jeff Green and two great Scots, Geoff Boyz and Alan Francis.
English stand-up star Jeff Green has been called a “National Treasure” (Daily Mirror) and “The funniest stand-up in Britian” (The Sun). Since quitting the world of Chemical Engineering, Jeff has since become a well known face and voice on Australian TV and radio, a well known UK radio voice with three BBC Radio 2 Comedy Series and is a best selling author with his books selling over 300,000 copies.
“Franker and Cheekier than a barrel full of monkeys” - Glasgow Herald
Scottish comedian and impressionist, Geoff Boyz “has established himself as one of the most versatile comedians on the circuit” (ID Magazine). His impersonations of Robert De Niro, Al Pacino and Joe Pesci are hilarious. Watch this Youtube Clip here:
Comedian Geoff Boyz impersonates Robert De Niro, Al Pacino and Joe Pesci
Scottish comedian and writer Alan Francis co-authored and co-starred in the successful play Jeffrey Dahmer is Unwell at the 1995 Edinburgh Festival premier. In 1991, he won the Edinburgh Festival Fringe newcomer contest “So You Think You’re Funny” and is a comedy writer for the BBC comedy sketch show The Big Impression.
“Acutely observed character monologues…sardonic wit at its best. GO SEE” -The List
Scottish comedian and impressionist, Geoff Boyz (L) / British Comedian Jeff Green (C) / Writer and Comedian Alan Francis (R)
After performing first in Hong Kong on January 24 & 25 in Tamarind in Wanchai, they will make their way over to Beijing for two performance dates on Tuesday and Wednesday January 29 & 30th before heading over to Shanghai on February 1 & 2.
With two performance dates in Beijing, they can be seen both nights at Blue Frog’s new Indigo branch starting at 8PM. Dinner seating starts at 6:30PM and seats are first come, first serve. I’d recommend getting there for an early bite to grab a seat closer to the stage.
Tickets are on sale now, call +86 10 65077027 or +86 13811440894. You can also purchase tickets directly from Blue Frog Indigo branch.
LDS HOOK-UP
Thanks to Roxy Lin & the Punchline Comedy Team, one lucky LDS readers will get the chance to win a pair of free tickets to their comedy show on Tuesday, January 29.
For your chance to win a pair of FREE TICKETS to the Punchline Comedy Show on Tuesday, January 29, leave your answer in the comment section:
If you were in the spotlight of your own comedy show, tell me your best joke.
To leave your golden answer, click here and scroll down to comment section. Be sure to leave your email address so I contact the winner directly!
Deadline is Wednesday, January 23 at 12PM Noon.
Win a FREE Pair of Tickets to the Punchline Comedy Show
Stand Up Comedy Show Details:
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Dates: Tuesday, January 29 & Wednesday, January 30, 2013
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Time: Doors Open at 6:30PM for dinner, seating first come, first serve, stand-up show starts at 8PM
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Price: RMB 290
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Location: Blue Frog Indigo Branch
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Address: Indigo No.167, 1st Floor, No.18, Jiuxianqiao Road, Chaoyang District 颐堤港店 Indigo 北京市朝阳区酒仙桥路18号1层167号
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Advanced Booking is required: 010 6507 7027 or 18810512786
If I had the limelight, I’d take the opportunity to pay homage to one of the funniest men in the world – The Duke of Edinburgh. From speaking to an Aboriginal leader asking ‘Do you still throw spears at each other?’ to telling the Nigerian President, dressed in traditional robes, ‘You look like you’re ready for bed’. His list of gaffs is longer than the CNY train ticket queues!
My joke:
Q: Why did the jelly bean go to school??
A: He wanted to be a smartie
Ok, here we go (cracks knuckles):
“Two aerials meet on a roof – fall in love – get married. The ceremony was rubbish – but the reception was brilliant.”
Than you thank you. I’ll be here all week. Tip your waitress.
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
An America couple was being shown around Moscow one day, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.
“I think it’s raining,” he said to his wife.
“No, that felt more like snow to me,” she replied.
“No, I’m sure it was just rain,” he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.
“Let’s not fight about it!” the man said. “Let’s ask our guide, Rudolph, whether it’s officially raining or snowing.”
As their tour guide approached, the man said, “Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?”
“It’s raining, of course,” he replied officiously.
But the woman insisted, “I know that it felt like snow!”
The man quietly replied, “Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear!”
Thank you everyone for taking the time to submit your comments!
As the contest has now come to an end, “tom.p” is the chosen winner!! I will contact you directly to arrange for your pair of winning tickets.
To keep this contest as fair as possible, the winner of this LDS Hook-Up has been selected by the kind and generous Punchline Comedy People.
Even if you didn’t win, I hope to see you all at the comedy show at either Tuesday or Wednesday next week!