K. Lum in Da House

Written Courtesy of Blake Stone-Banks, my dear friend who was kind enough to take the time to help me set up LumDimSum Blog:
My name is Kri$’n Lum
And I’m a$ $ick a$ a fuckin’ bum
$ittin’ at home on my bum
$pittin’ rhymes and $ippin ‘Cardi rum

my homie Blake
baked me up dis blog cake
$o I can make da house $hake
with the$e mad rhyme$ about my bellyache

i think i got food poi$on
tryin’ to get my noise on
next weekend I’ll deploy $um
of my mad $kills with the boys on

the mic over at da Bling
when i $tep into da ring
with dj Keza da hip-hop king
y’all mutha$ best git down with da LUM DIM SUM thing!

y’all, peace